Not a banner morning

I got into work this morning at an ungodly early hour and thought I was doing really well because I'd made it on time. I had the keys to my desk in hand and ran to get myself a cup of tea to stay awake. When I got back with my tea I didn't have the keys any more. I searched high up and low down for the keys. I can't answer any calls without the essential parts of the phone which get locked in the drawers. I retraced my steps 10 times and worked up a real sweat before I discovered that they had somehow ended up in the garbage with my tea bag. Luckily it was quite early and there wasn't very much other garbage in the can. Suffice it so say, I'm not too sharp in the morning.