As Homas Turd would say, after a long stint in Cambridge, "I am gasping for a cup of tea!" Seriously, there's no milk in the office and as a result, I am tealess. No one will take pitty on me and go to Tim Hortons for me or anything. Is this grounds for a sick day? Could I go on strike because of bad working conditions? 3 hours to go at least there's milk and tea at home.
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just go to the store and get some! stick a sign on your desk that says "gone to get milk. be back in 5"....
That would be a bold move! I think I might save that kind of in your face behavior for later.
Actually, here's a funny story, you know how it is that when you sit at someone else's desk everyone thinks it's funny to call you by the name of the person who usually sits there, well, the jerk who keeps calling me "sweetie" at work walked by my desk while the guy who replaces me during lunch was sitting there and said, "Hi Jennifer." So the guy who replaces me, who is hilarious, replies in his most effeminate voice and then stops and says, "Hang on if I'm supposed to be Jennifer, then shouldn't you be calling me sweetie?!"
Oh, too too funny, I'm going to torture the sweetie man until he learns his lesson, and I'm going to recruit all my petty minions to do my evil bidding as well.
I love it! Torture away - it's almost as fun as revenge!
or of course you could get onto his computer while he's away, and send yourself a really really forward message declaring his interest...but that's only if you actually want him fired.
That's a great idea, but then who would I torture? Better to keep him around and make him miserable.
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