Friday, February 24, 2006

Dan Savage says:

Confidential to everybody: "Pearl necklace" is out. "Cheney" is in. Pass it on.

11 comments:

yrautca said...

What?

Jennifer said...

OK first, do you know what a pearl necklace is?

Jennifer said...

I feel like I'm running a dirty sex ed class here.

yrautca said...

I dont know what it is but after your last message I am imaginig dirty things at work.

Ahh could it be the ..... down there?

or the .....

Jennifer said...

You'll have to ask around... my mom could read this.
But don't ask at work unless you want to be the creepy guy, if you are already the creepy guy then ask away.

Trib said...

Hahahaha! Pearl necklace is too perfect already, though, it'll never catch on.

Miss Ash said...

I love Dan Savage !!

Princess Pessimism said...

Jennifer...allow me.

Sex 101.

Said "Pearl Necklace", is when a guy ejaculates onto the upper torso of his partner around the collarbone, and neck area, thus giving the impression of a pearl necklace....

yrautca said...

Yeah yeah PP, I am now an elightened soul.

Let me guess, Cheney is when the guy knocks her face out of shape?

Trib said...

I'm getting the feeling you're still not tracking.
My personal feeling is that "money shot" would be better replaced with Cheney since the shot distribution was over his cheek, neck and chest. And we'd get to preserve my beloved "Pearl Necklace"

Jennifer said...

Email Dan Savage then, it's not my crusade.
Dan Savage, for those of you who don't know, writes a syndicated column titled Savage Love and spearheaded the campaign to call the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that sometimes results from anal sex after the right wing senator Rick Santorum. As in, "Dude, don't get that Santorum on the sheets!"