Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Queens

10 comments:

berly02 said...

What did you do to that bird!! ;)

Jennifer said...

Muwahahahahaha!

Trib said...

So what can you tell us about the bird's erection or lack thereof?

Miss Ash said...

LOL @ Trib

Princess Pessimism said...

Trib is making fun of me....

paul said...

listen, people know all kinds of neat shit. I once when knocking on doors with a candidate watched him get invited in so he could sex a hamster. turned out to be male.

Jennifer said...

I wonder if he could help me out by telling me how you know a boy turtle from a girl turtle. I got that question at the museum last night and I only knew about tortoises.

Princess Pessimism said...

OH OH...I KNOW!!!

the girl tortise shell is flat on the bottom, and the boy's shell is concave on the bottom, so he can get on the female without any of that akward sliding all over the place.

the top of the female's shell fits into the bottom of the males shell

Jennifer said...

Right PP, but I knew that part, what I wanted to know is how you know with turtles.
I made a lame joke about lifting up their skirts.

Princess Pessimism said...

I am clearly a moron...whatever joke you are trying to make, has clearly gone straght over my head....