What did you do to that bird!! ;)
So what can you tell us about the bird's erection or lack thereof?
LOL @ Trib
Trib is making fun of me....
listen, people know all kinds of neat shit. I once when knocking on doors with a candidate watched him get invited in so he could sex a hamster. turned out to be male.
I wonder if he could help me out by telling me how you know a boy turtle from a girl turtle. I got that question at the museum last night and I only knew about tortoises.
OH OH...I KNOW!!!the girl tortise shell is flat on the bottom, and the boy's shell is concave on the bottom, so he can get on the female without any of that akward sliding all over the place.the top of the female's shell fits into the bottom of the males shell
Right PP, but I knew that part, what I wanted to know is how you know with turtles.I made a lame joke about lifting up their skirts.
I am clearly a moron...whatever joke you are trying to make, has clearly gone straght over my head....
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