Thursday, March 29, 2007

A person just can't be held accountable for the content of their dreams, right?

I've been having some wacked out dreams lately, here are two of the more amusing examples:
1) The night before last I dreamed that there was a huge punch bowl of water in the room with me and it was full of huge hairy tarantulas. This isn't so weird, I'm studying arachnids in my zoology class right now. I'm not sure if it really bothered me or not that there was a bowl of acquatic spiders, or that they were all trying to climb up the sides to get out. But the wierd part was when I looked at the side of the bowl up close and realized that all the spiders had monkey faces.
2) I don't remember a single other part of this dream other than the part where David Miller arrives. Now, as I'm sure you all know, I've been crushing on our mayor for years now. But, as far as I can recall this is the first time I've actually dreamed about him. Anyway, David Miller comes running up the beach wearing all white, you know like you'd wear in an ad for Nautica or something. Everyone kept their clothes on, it wasn't even remotely dirty, just kind of weird to wake up after having the mayor do a cameo in your dream.
So my little amateur psychoanalysts and dream analysts, what does it all mean?


paul said...

I think it's pretty clear that the dream about the mayor is because he's a sexy beast.

Miss Ash said...

It means that you want David Miller to dump a bowl full of spiders on your body whilst wearing all white.

tokyo tintin said...

The spiders represent how much your loins quiver with desire for David Miller, and David Miller represents David Miller.