On my way home last night, I noticed a police cruiser on my street, a few buildings away from my own. I didn't wonder too much about what was going on (since this is a common occurance) until I got closer and saw a whole bunch of police tape and the super of the building hosing blood off the sidewalk. I have a friend/acquaintance who lives in this building, so I emailed him to see if he'd heard what was going on, and his response was so hilarious that I just had to post it here word for word.
I wrote:
"What the heck happened outside your place last night? There was police tape all over and someone was out front washing away blood when I was on my way home!"
He wrote:
"It's a pleasure living there, obviously. Thing is, I'm not sure what happened last night.
On the way in last night I saw the police cruisers, the cops, the blood stains, the blown-out panels of glass from one of the front doors, a bun (?), and what I think was a bottle of piss, but, you know, nothing that clued me in to what had gone on.
And that's a bummer since I'm sure the story's pretty wild.
I'll let you know more when I know more."
I'm still giggling. Wacky wackiness.
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2 comments:
Nice hahaha!! Perhaps you'll read about in the paper. A bun and a bottle of piss eh.
Perhaps someone smashed their fist through the glass trying to grab at the bun and piss .. you know to eat and drink. EWE!!
scary canadians.
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